Everyone knows the story of ‘The Emperor’s New Clothes.’ It’s an old story where a slickster convinced the king only the smartest amongst us could see the fabric being used for the new clothes. Of course, no one wanted to admit they could not see the clothes so everyone played along. That worked well until the king was parading naked down the street and a kid asked where the clothes were. Suddenly everyone realized they had all been duped and the king was standing embarrassed in the street.
Which brings us to our press, the Obama Administration, healthcare, the economy and Global Warming… oops, Climate Change. (Hey, when Mother Earth decides to make you look like a fool with no warming for over a decade you declare ANY climate change is a problem and blame the same people you were blaming before and use the same solutions as before and call it by its new name without missing a beat.) These guys have been selling us ‘new clothes’ for a LONG time and they’re GOOOOOOD. Unfortunately for them, Americans are starting to see them standing there with their asses out.
Every day brings us pundits talking to each other, running around in circles with absolutely no logic and making no sense. They throw ideologies and talking points back and forth and say absolutely nothing. They are so impressed with themselves and what they THINK they’re saying they wind up only saying how impressed they are they have a large vocabulary. Really? That’s the best the Ivy League can do for us? No wonder they are trying to dumb down the public schools. It’s so when these guys talk around in circles with their large vocabularies and convoluted logic they can do it in a way that they think no one can understand them. Wrong. A lot of us can understand them EXTREMELY well and we also realize they are full of… themselves.
I remember hearing a slickster selling his bottle of ‘Dr. Feelgood’ in a traveling carnival midway show when I was a boy. He sounded much the same as CNN, MSNBC, etc. sound today when I hear them ‘selling’ their brand of news. The guy was talking fast, challenging those who took him on with well rehearsed rhetorical ‘talking points’ and in the end telling the crowd that only the brightest and boldest amongst us would use his product – it was hair growth tonic based on the ‘cutting edge’ of ‘hair-growth technology’ – and be years ahead of anything that was on the market today. He had all kinds of studies, charts and testimonies he threw up there for everyone to see – very impressive. He was as eloquent a man as I had heard speak to that point in my life and being about ten I thought the guy made all the sense in the world. My grandfather who took me to the carnival was bald so I asked him if was going to get any to grow hair on his shiny head. He put his hand on my shoulder and laughed uproariously. I, naturally, failed to see the joke. Finally, he took me aside and explained to me a lesson I have carried with me ever since. He said, “Son, a man can have all the charts and smooth talk he wants – and a lot of men will come at you with a blizzard of it – but if the man is selling BS it’s still BS no matter how he dresses it up.”
“How do I know the difference?” I asked, scared I was going to get taken at some point in the future.
“A man who has something good to sell is going to be able to sit down and show you the logic of it, not challenge your intelligence or your manhood and blow it by you like a carnie hustler. Once you buy what this man is selling he’ll be gone and you’ll be stuck with lilac water. A man who is good to what he has will be able to show you it’s worth and will be there to back it up.”
Hm. Those words have come racing back across the years in the last ten months as week after week we are being hustled by carnies.
Americans are being given the ‘carnie shuffle’ almost every day. Either our politicians are trying to create disasters that have to be handled immediately or the press is throwing a blizzard of BS at us backing up the position of their chosen one.
One recent example was when an impersonator tried to pass himself off as a spokesman for the U.S. Chamber of Commerce. He was telling reporters the Chamber had changed its position and was backing the White House position on Climate Change. When he was caught the press wanted him to continue because he was saying what they wanted to hear. He appeared later on CNN and his excuse was – again for the panting sycophants at CNN – that those in opposition to man-made climate change were acting in a ‘troglodylic’ (new word on me) manner and that only those who believed in the science had the proper understanding of the problem and how to handle it. So here we have a liar calling all of us troglodytes and because we failed to understand hoax science we should stay out of the conversation on climate change. Hm… Yet, this liar has fallen for a hoax that is being pushed down our throats in spite of scientists disagreeing with the whole ‘Global Warming’ junk science four-to-one.
Here we have the classic elements of the ‘carnie shuffle.’ He’s calling Americans names to demean us and then challenges our intelligence. That’s not a debate. There was no presentation of facts and then a presentation of facts from the opposition for all to see and discuss. Why will Al Gore not debate anyone about his theory? Because if he loses he stands to lose millions of dollars he has invested in the ‘green sector?’ Yes.
That’s the ‘carnie shuffle.’
Unfortunately we see this becoming the common denominator of all discussions from Washington. The Obama Administration daily attacks someone – creating their demons to attack (this week the insurance companies who challenged Obama’s healthcare plans) – then sets about destroying them with ‘carnie shuffle’ slanders. There is no ‘selling us’ on their side of issues because there is nothing for them to sell that the American people want, so they are becoming the slicksters in the carnival sideshows hawking their wares.
This approach was as reprehensible in the carnival as it is out of Washington today. They have a horrible product so they are trying to shove it down our throats through weak challenges and vicious attacks. The problem for the Obama White House now is that Americans have seen it, weathered it and are seeing them standing naked and we’re starting to laugh at them – when we’re not disgusted at them for thinking us to be the fool.
Which brings us to our press, the Obama Administration, healthcare, the economy and Global Warming… oops, Climate Change. (Hey, when Mother Earth decides to make you look like a fool with no warming for over a decade you declare ANY climate change is a problem and blame the same people you were blaming before and use the same solutions as before and call it by its new name without missing a beat.) These guys have been selling us ‘new clothes’ for a LONG time and they’re GOOOOOOD. Unfortunately for them, Americans are starting to see them standing there with their asses out.
Every day brings us pundits talking to each other, running around in circles with absolutely no logic and making no sense. They throw ideologies and talking points back and forth and say absolutely nothing. They are so impressed with themselves and what they THINK they’re saying they wind up only saying how impressed they are they have a large vocabulary. Really? That’s the best the Ivy League can do for us? No wonder they are trying to dumb down the public schools. It’s so when these guys talk around in circles with their large vocabularies and convoluted logic they can do it in a way that they think no one can understand them. Wrong. A lot of us can understand them EXTREMELY well and we also realize they are full of… themselves.
I remember hearing a slickster selling his bottle of ‘Dr. Feelgood’ in a traveling carnival midway show when I was a boy. He sounded much the same as CNN, MSNBC, etc. sound today when I hear them ‘selling’ their brand of news. The guy was talking fast, challenging those who took him on with well rehearsed rhetorical ‘talking points’ and in the end telling the crowd that only the brightest and boldest amongst us would use his product – it was hair growth tonic based on the ‘cutting edge’ of ‘hair-growth technology’ – and be years ahead of anything that was on the market today. He had all kinds of studies, charts and testimonies he threw up there for everyone to see – very impressive. He was as eloquent a man as I had heard speak to that point in my life and being about ten I thought the guy made all the sense in the world. My grandfather who took me to the carnival was bald so I asked him if was going to get any to grow hair on his shiny head. He put his hand on my shoulder and laughed uproariously. I, naturally, failed to see the joke. Finally, he took me aside and explained to me a lesson I have carried with me ever since. He said, “Son, a man can have all the charts and smooth talk he wants – and a lot of men will come at you with a blizzard of it – but if the man is selling BS it’s still BS no matter how he dresses it up.”
“How do I know the difference?” I asked, scared I was going to get taken at some point in the future.
“A man who has something good to sell is going to be able to sit down and show you the logic of it, not challenge your intelligence or your manhood and blow it by you like a carnie hustler. Once you buy what this man is selling he’ll be gone and you’ll be stuck with lilac water. A man who is good to what he has will be able to show you it’s worth and will be there to back it up.”
Hm. Those words have come racing back across the years in the last ten months as week after week we are being hustled by carnies.
Americans are being given the ‘carnie shuffle’ almost every day. Either our politicians are trying to create disasters that have to be handled immediately or the press is throwing a blizzard of BS at us backing up the position of their chosen one.
One recent example was when an impersonator tried to pass himself off as a spokesman for the U.S. Chamber of Commerce. He was telling reporters the Chamber had changed its position and was backing the White House position on Climate Change. When he was caught the press wanted him to continue because he was saying what they wanted to hear. He appeared later on CNN and his excuse was – again for the panting sycophants at CNN – that those in opposition to man-made climate change were acting in a ‘troglodylic’ (new word on me) manner and that only those who believed in the science had the proper understanding of the problem and how to handle it. So here we have a liar calling all of us troglodytes and because we failed to understand hoax science we should stay out of the conversation on climate change. Hm… Yet, this liar has fallen for a hoax that is being pushed down our throats in spite of scientists disagreeing with the whole ‘Global Warming’ junk science four-to-one.
Here we have the classic elements of the ‘carnie shuffle.’ He’s calling Americans names to demean us and then challenges our intelligence. That’s not a debate. There was no presentation of facts and then a presentation of facts from the opposition for all to see and discuss. Why will Al Gore not debate anyone about his theory? Because if he loses he stands to lose millions of dollars he has invested in the ‘green sector?’ Yes.
That’s the ‘carnie shuffle.’
Unfortunately we see this becoming the common denominator of all discussions from Washington. The Obama Administration daily attacks someone – creating their demons to attack (this week the insurance companies who challenged Obama’s healthcare plans) – then sets about destroying them with ‘carnie shuffle’ slanders. There is no ‘selling us’ on their side of issues because there is nothing for them to sell that the American people want, so they are becoming the slicksters in the carnival sideshows hawking their wares.
This approach was as reprehensible in the carnival as it is out of Washington today. They have a horrible product so they are trying to shove it down our throats through weak challenges and vicious attacks. The problem for the Obama White House now is that Americans have seen it, weathered it and are seeing them standing naked and we’re starting to laugh at them – when we’re not disgusted at them for thinking us to be the fool.
