What’s the punchline for the joke of the day – any joke of the day?? Janet Napolitano!!! (Uproarious laughter!!!) Who makes George Bush look like a rocket scientist? Again – Janet Napolitano!! (MORE Uproarious laughter!!) Who is the most unqualified person to ever head the DHS? Janet Napolitano!!! (Laughter!!) Who has NO clue what’s happening with the enemies of the United States and wants to make up new names for them to make them seem less threatening? Janet Napolitano!!! (Side splitting laughter!!)
Maybe we should be comforted that our Secretary of Homeland Security has no idea that NONE of the 9/11 terrorists came through Canada and has now offended one of our closest allies, or that she further offended the Canadians by saying we have to treat both borders equally – ouch, I LOVED my illegal Canadian gardener – or that we no longer have to worry about terrorists because they no longer exist; they’re now called ‘man-made disaster’ makers. ‘Man-made disaster makers?’ I would think that was something like the guy who caused the pile-up on the freeway or those who took money from the dike reinforcement funds in New Orleans allowing the dikes to break when Katrina hit. THOSE would qualify as man-made disasters. Flying airplanes into buildings INTENTIONALLY killing thousands of Americans would fall under and act of TERRORISM!!! Or maybe we should collectively ask the question that’s been on ALL our minds for a LONG time – ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME???? Janet Napolitano is single-handedly going to get us all KILLED!! Thanks, Janet, for giving us all a laugh, but costing us our lives because you’re an idiot falls under a GROSS ACT OF NEGLIGENCE and official MALPRACTICE. We're not laughing so hard now...
Maybe we should be comforted that our Secretary of Homeland Security has no idea that NONE of the 9/11 terrorists came through Canada and has now offended one of our closest allies, or that she further offended the Canadians by saying we have to treat both borders equally – ouch, I LOVED my illegal Canadian gardener – or that we no longer have to worry about terrorists because they no longer exist; they’re now called ‘man-made disaster’ makers. ‘Man-made disaster makers?’ I would think that was something like the guy who caused the pile-up on the freeway or those who took money from the dike reinforcement funds in New Orleans allowing the dikes to break when Katrina hit. THOSE would qualify as man-made disasters. Flying airplanes into buildings INTENTIONALLY killing thousands of Americans would fall under and act of TERRORISM!!! Or maybe we should collectively ask the question that’s been on ALL our minds for a LONG time – ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME???? Janet Napolitano is single-handedly going to get us all KILLED!! Thanks, Janet, for giving us all a laugh, but costing us our lives because you’re an idiot falls under a GROSS ACT OF NEGLIGENCE and official MALPRACTICE. We're not laughing so hard now...
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